It took him 20 years to get all of this together, but Dutchman Johan Huibers finished the 427 foot ark. It's built to Biblical proportions according to the Book of Genesis. On board the massive ship you'll find a theater, restaurant, and petting zoo, of course.

Just in case 12/21/12 goes through as planned by the Myans, I'd say this guy is good to go. I need to get his number. ;)

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