• Break out your best "Knock Knock" jokes for today and celebrate the holiday.    In case you can't think of any, here's a few good ones to help you out ...  

    1. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

    2. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

    3. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

    4. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Honey bee.
    Honey bee who?
    Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

    5. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Madam.
    Madam who?
    Madam foot got caught in the door!

    6. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No, cows go moo!

    7. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Oink oink.
    Oink oink who?
    Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

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